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Fellow human I bring ill tidings there is a alien presence in mist, but even now the horror that is the Peninheadians are slowly taking over our workplaces, bars and taverns, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you or me until a time when the sound of merriment echoes down the streets. It is at witch point they reveal to the world there real face, and become life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
 
Often when one Penisheadian if found soon others will appear it is this aspect of there presence that causes fear and merriment of the human species, once men have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
 
To do this a prospective Penisheadian will scour the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there quest will be doomed to fail. For it is here that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:

 
Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends
 
Large groups of Penisheadian in one location can reach critical mass as loss of facial features can cause disorientation as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this calamity name tags are recommended so this disastrous incident don’t occur
 
What ever you do, do not I repeat do not stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian sparks a uncontrollable urge to pose for photos to remember the night for years to come.
 
If you or some one you know has a loved one who has sarcome to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.