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Fear no fellow human there is still hope, but even now the horror that is the penis headed aliens are slowly taking over our workplaces, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear normal until such a time as the sound of merriment echoes through the streets At witch point they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
 
Often when one Penisheadian if found soon others will appear it is this aspect of there presence that causes fear and merriment of the human species, once men have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
 
To accomplish this prospective Penisheadian’s will scour the world for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then they will be doomed to fail, and wonder the world forlornly longing to join there friends. For it is within the adult store that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:

 
Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends
 
Where ever groups of Penisheadian’s gather disorientation can occur, due to the lack of distinguishing facial features means that they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are advised as this reduces embarrassing incidents of misrecognition
 
What ever you do, do not I repeat do not stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian sparks a uncontrollable urge to pose for photos to remember the night for years to come.
 
If you or some one you know has a loved one who has sarcome to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.