The invasion of the Penisheadrians

29 Aug 08

The invasion of the Penisheadrians

Fear not human’s hope still remains, but even as you read this the horror that is the penis headed aliens grows, they are slowly appearing every ware our workplaces, pubs, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you and me until the sound of merriment echoes through the streets. At witch they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these creatures are the Peninheadians.

Quite often where you find one Penisheadian soon you will soon find others as and this is the scary part once males of the human species have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.

To do this a prospective Penisheadian will scour the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there quest will be doomed to fail. For it is here that the required headgear can be found and acquired.

What to do if you see a Penisheadian:

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Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends

Groups of Penisheadian in one location can get disorientated as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are recommended so embarrassing incidents don’t occur

What ever you do, do not I repeat do not stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian sparks a uncontrollable urge to pose for photos to remember the night for years to come.

If someone you love has given in to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s invasion don’t fret, the joy and happiness that they experience, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world. And perhaps you to will join the invasion.

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