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Fellow human I bring ill tidings there is a alien presence in mist, but even now the horror that is the Peninheadians are slowly taking over our workplaces, bars and taverns, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you or me until a time when the sound of merriment echoes down the streets. It is at witch point they reveal to the world there real face, and become life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
 
Quite often where you find one Penisheadian soon you will soon find others as and this is the scary part once males of the human species have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
 
To accomplish this transformation a prospective Penisheadian will search the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there life will be incomplete and they will long for the life they can’t have. For it is at these stores that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:

 
Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends
 
Groups of Penisheadian in one location can get disorientated as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are recommended so embarrassing incidents don’t occur
 
Caution don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of these near a Penisheadian causes them to uncontrollably find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
 
If you or someone you know has fallen to the Penisheadian’s menace don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all that they meet and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.

Last Modified: August 29th, 2008
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